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My last date. Isn't he a hottie?
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.
My last date. Isn't he a hottie?
Why a Shower Massage is a Single Girl's Best Friend
- Its just good clean fun!
- You know where it is 24 hours a day
- You get to control the TV remote
- It never leaves the toilet seat lid up
- When you're done, you just hang it on the wall
- Its a 2-fer - you get clean and you get, well, you know...
Translation Please!
My favorite dating "fluff" questions:
* Why haven't you married?
Translation: Are you a freak and/or axe murderer?
* Is her father around/involved?
Translation: I dont' want any baby-daddy drama
My favorite dating profile lines:
* I like to travel at a moment's notice!
Translation: You'd better not have any kids that will get in the way of letting me get my freak on
* You need to feel comfortable in an evening gown as well as jeans.
Translation: I'm not really taking you anywhere that would require an evening gown, but I don't want a sloppy dresser.
* I'm looking for a woman who has her priorities straight, not just interested in the material things in life.
Translation: I don't make/have a lot of money so don't expect all the bells and whistles (better order off of the Mickey D's value meal menu!)
* Why haven't you married?
Translation: Are you a freak and/or axe murderer?
* Is her father around/involved?
Translation: I dont' want any baby-daddy drama
My favorite dating profile lines:
* I like to travel at a moment's notice!
Translation: You'd better not have any kids that will get in the way of letting me get my freak on
* You need to feel comfortable in an evening gown as well as jeans.
Translation: I'm not really taking you anywhere that would require an evening gown, but I don't want a sloppy dresser.
* I'm looking for a woman who has her priorities straight, not just interested in the material things in life.
Translation: I don't make/have a lot of money so don't expect all the bells and whistles (better order off of the Mickey D's value meal menu!)
Label Cloud
"Roll out the blog and we"ll have a..." My blogroll
Did you wink at me??? My Reciproll
Who Dat? (all about moi, of course!)
- Miss A
- don't be lazy! see my 1st post
One little piggie...two little piggies...
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