Well, Joel Siegel (the entertainment reporter on ABC) died on Friday. Beverly Sills (the wonderful opera star from Brooklyn) dies yesterday. You know celebrity deaths always come in groups of 3. So, who will be #3?
Why a Shower Massage is a Single Girl's Best Friend
Its just good clean fun!
You know where it is 24 hours a day
You get to control the TV remote
It never leaves the toilet seat lid up
When you're done, you just hang it on the wall
Its a 2-fer - you get clean and you get, well, you know...
Translation Please!
My favorite dating "fluff" questions:
* Why haven't you married? Translation:Are you a freak and/or axe murderer?
* Is her father around/involved? Translation:I dont' want any baby-daddy drama
My favorite dating profile lines:
* I like to travel at a moment's notice! Translation:You'd better not have any kids that will get in the way of letting me get my freak on
* You need to feel comfortable in an evening gown as well as jeans. Translation:I'm not really taking you anywhere that would require an evening gown, but I don't want a sloppy dresser.
* I'm looking for a woman who has her priorities straight, not just interested in the material things in life. Translation:I don't make/have a lot of money so don't expect all the bells and whistles (better order off of the Mickey D's value meal menu!)
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